வேட்டைக்காரன் படத்தோட கதை

குமுதத்தில் நடிகை அனுஷ்கா பேட்டி...

"வேட்டைக்காரன் படத்தோட கதை என்னான்னு கேட்டு என்னை சிக்கல்ல மாட்டி விட பாக்குறீங்க.. அதை சொன்னா இயக்குனர் என்னை வேட்டையாடி விடுவார்.."

reporter : ஐயோ ஐயயோ.. சும்மா காமடி பண்ணாத தாயி.. விஜய் படத்துல கதை அப்படின்னெல்லாம் ஒன்னு இருக்குமா என்ன

Cha VIJAY nadikira vilambaram kooda flop aaudhey..

COCO COLA contains ingrediants which in excess produces harm to our body health..
So dont use coke..






Cha VIJAY nadikira vilambaram kooda flop aaudhey..

VILLU APRIL FOOLU

FLASH NEWS -

5 DONKEYS DIED DUE TO EATING











DOGTOR VIJAYS " VILLU " POSTER

DR.VIJAY IS VERY DANGEROUS PSYCHO
BEWARE OF HER MOVIES


VILLU APRIL FOOLU

Cement Road Venuma, Thaar Road venuma?

God appears in front of a Vijay Fan:


God: Unakku piditha oru varam ondru kel?

Vijay fan: Kadavulae, enga veetla irundhu sorgathukku Road Pottu Kodu!!!!!

God: Adhu Mudiyadhu!!! Vera varam Kelu?

Vijay Fan: Enga Vijay a Super star aaku?

God: Cement Road Venuma, Thaar Road venuma?

sanjay yethavathu padam DVD vaangittu variyada?

sangeetha: sanjay yethavathu padam DVD vaangittu variyada?
sanjay: sarrimma.
Amma: Ayyo enna padamnnu sollaleye ,oru vela “visay “padam vaangittu vanthutta vaanthi varume, mayakkam verume, paithiyam pidikkume , sucide pannikkalamnnu thonumey, kadaisyila ellarum setthu poiduvome…naan enna pannuven sanjay ,sanjay dai sanjay kadavule nee thaan kaapathanum!!!!!!!!!!
Sanjay: amma DVD vaangitten….(kaila thala padam DVD )

Amma : dai naan payanthe poitten..

Sanjay : amma “Thala irukka payam yean………

Sangeetha : illa da nee oru vela unga appan visay nadicha padam vaanguittu vanthuttiruntha?
Sanjay: amma yaravathu saganummnu nenaikkiravanga thaan antha loosu nadikkra padathaiyellam paapaanga…….

Vijay walking with his dog.

Vijay walking with his dog.
Ajith:yenna kaalailayea kurangu kuuda walkingaaa?
Vijay:Anna ithu dog na..
Ajith:Naan keatadhu Doga.!!!!!!!!!

Actor vijay(in chennai stadium)

Actor vijay(in chennai stadium):hai iam one of the top actor in tamil cinema
Hayden:dont tel lie u r looking like side dancer
Dhoni:no ,he is looking like begger
Hussey:thambi our tea kudupa
Vijay(crying):dai na actor da nambumngada..

Dhoin , toss win pannitinga , FIRST bowling ah fielding ah

vijay(as match referee,tosses the coin and asks)
vijay : Dhoin , toss win pannitinga , FIRST bowling ah fielding ah
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Dhoni : otta , unna evan da cricket la kuptadhu ?
nee nadikira pa da thula onnu mokka pottu
flop panra illa story copy adichi theatre la
kaasu kuduthu un padatha ottre .
padathula dhaan nee waste na ippo cricket la kooda makka irukiyae.
inimael nanga practice panrappo nee dhan ball poriki podanum .
VIJAY : anna , namba pechi dhan gethu , anna unmayile naa oru vethu .

unga padam engaluku nala .........collection sir !!

unga padam engaluku nala
.........collection sir !!
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VIJAY: entha theatre owner neega !!
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.........AMURTHANJAN company ownernga

" KURUVI " padam parka mudiyum . . .

Oru nodi thunichal
irundhal
IRANDHU
VIDALAM . .
Aanal . . . . ..
Ovvoru nodium
thunichal irudhal
mattume
" KURUVI " padam
parka mudiyum . . .

MR.BEAN went to Guinness Book Office To Check If

MR.BEAN went to Guinness Book Office To Check If
He is still the biggest comedian on Earth or not ,
but he came out angirly shouting
Who is tat ' KuRuVi ' vijay very very big comedien ....!!!
jumping frm tree to tree like MONKEY
with out ticket trvel in train . . ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Dr. KALUTU ????? ????? "and tried to make triple GILLI and produced

Iam Uthayanithi Stalin,
my father gave me some money frm his party 2 take film.
I believed " Dr. KALUTU ????? ????? "and tried to make triple GILLI and produced KuRuVi,
but it had became triple AAthi . Now my father dont have enough
money to run his party . If u forward this SCARP to 100 friends.
MY cousin will pay me 50paise , If u have heart plz do this ..
If my Father becomes CHIEF MINISTER next time
we will give you GOVERNMENT job Too ... Offer Valid Today

Greatest blockbusters in ever made in tamil cinema

Villu and Kuruvi are one of Greatest blockbusters in ever made in tamil cinema..
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more jokes SMS 57575

Michael Jackson is dead. Fans of him don't worry....

Pop king Michael Jackson is dead. Fans of him don't worry....



Another dance king six pack Dr. VijaySSLC is going to replace his place.....

















By,
Sogathil irupporai joke solli sirika vaikkum Dr. VijaySSLC fans....

Naan ennoda adutha paduthukkaga punch dialogs

Mr. Shankar= Hello

Vijay= Ngna vanakkam ngna . Naan ennoda adutha paduthukkaga punch dialogs
prepare aaitru . Plz kelungale

Mr. Shankar= Solli tholayum

Vijay= Naan oru dhaduve blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. (after half an hour).

Vijay = Hello ?? Hello sir??? neenga free ya irundha continue pannatumma?? by the way wat are u doing sir??

Mr. Shankar = Parava ille sollunga ( Thalai ezhuthu) , Im teaching Mathematics to my son.

Vijay = Sir, neenga super sir. Eppadi sir ennoda pesitte maths teach pannareenga??

Mr. Shankar = Adhu onnum periya difference ille pa Mathematics illum problem thaan nee oru problem thaan . Athaan ennakku easya irrukku.

Vijay = :/ ???????????

Azhagiya Tamil Magan

I went to Ramba Theatre, Trichy along with my four childhood friends on the second day. First scene-e bayangara Visil. Ellar kathayum kizhichittom. Even i gave standing ovation and was clapping continously. Rajini-ku kooda ezhunthu ninnellam kai thatla. If you guess we all gave all these praises when they show Vijay, you are wrong. To all of our surprise, Malaikottai (Rockfort)-a kattitangappa Theatre-e chumma athiruchulla !

First praises to vijay. He had performed really well. Finally he had decided to move out of Remake track which is a good sign. Really his acting, mannerism is lot improved,He is able to bring some style and i feel he is lot lot better than what he was seen in pokkiri. Claps to Vijay. A R Rahman is good at music but not with his usual stuff. After seeing the movie i like maduraikku pogathadi which i dont like before. BGM is ok.

But…All other elements including shriya is a let down according to me, particularly director bharathan. Lots of poor joke and scenes in the name of comedy (santhanam is occasionally well), Forceful inclusion of songs and scenes prior to that, not so good climax, confused screenplay.

In this movie, Hero has Extra Sensory Power Perception(ESP) where he can tell the incidents which is going to happen in another 5 minutes or so (Later in the movie, this is also extended by pshycatrist doctor Rudran to 1 hour, 1 day, 1 month or 1 year). I have got this power much before the hero gets it. Not only me, whoever see this movie will get that power. Yes you can predict what is going to happen in another five minutes. Appadipatta screen play.

After starting scenes, i dont have much hope and expectation and was already bored with the scenes of shreya “uttifying ants with pongal”. Director lights up some expectation when he says Vijay have got ESP. At this point you will expect more from the movie’s screenplay but alas just for doing the “AaLmArAttam”, this ESP is used I agree with the point of vijay movie have to be commercial but why not with ESP, why the director changed the line? At the interval, where they show another vijay with first vijay having ESP – At this point, i really started to expect more. But after that, it is the same old grinded stuff. Sema kadi-pa

At the end I felt it as a long movie and believe me i had asked one of my friend during the climax scene of shreya’s boring lengthy lecture, “Dei etho oru padathula shreya erumbukku pongal uttuvale, enna padam da” Adi vizhatha kuraithan. Do i need to say that scene is from this film

With respect to songs, Choreographer thoongittarnu ninaikkirean except for “Ella pugazhum” and “Maduraikku pogathadi”. Vijay dances very well in all the songs especially in the first song. Shreya aaiyoo…Antha remix pattu, Ella rap pattu mathiriyum faceku munnadi viral kondu vandhu “Yo” podaranga. Mathapadi sollanumna, antha pattoda visual thandam. Namithava pidikravangalukku Marlyn Manroe romba pidikkum. Maduraikku pogathadi pattu is aptly choreographed. Kelamal – Hawww. Valayapatti – Hmm.

Intha paduthala punch dialogue “Evvalavo panrom Itha panna mattoma” – But that was told in comic sense. so ok. Anga Anga, konjam self buildup-m irukku as usually seen in any other vijay movie.

My opinion: I felt it is boring but lot better than his pokkiri kind of movies. Story could have been more interesting and screen play could have been better. Vijay’s performance is appreciable.

Yevvalavo Thaangitoam idha thaanga maatoamaa

2001-Pudhiya Geethai
2002-Vaseegara
2003-Udayaa
2004-Madure
2005-Sachin
2006-Aadhi
2007-ATM
2008-Kuruvi
Yevvalavo Thaangitoam idha thaanga maatoamaa
2009-Villu

ennaku oru watch venum..

Vijay:ennaku oru watch venum..

Watch salesman:indhanga sir..!!.

vijay:indha watch nalla oduma???....

watch salesman:unga padatha vida nallave odum...

VILLU = NO PERSONALITY

CHandramukhi = Split personality

Anniyan = Multiple personality

VILLU = NO PERSONALITY

Vijay watches Kannada actor puneeth

Vijay watches Kannada actor puneeth rajkumar's movie "Ajay"

Vijay :- Dad this movie will be a super hit movie in tamil y dont u buy the rights of this movie ?? Y don;t u buy the rights of this movie?? I want to act in his movie b4 Jeyam ravi buys the rights. I want to act in this movie dad.

His dad -: Dai naaye that is the remake of ur movie Ghilli in kannada. U had already acted in this movie which was copied from telugu movie " Okkadu"

All Mothers r thanking vijay for his Help

1980 -- Adho nila paaru..

1990 -- Paei varum..

2000 -- poochnadi varuvan..

2009 -- Vijay varuvan..

All Mothers r thanking vijay for his Help

Dr.Vijay Rocks

ஏம்மா என்ன கருப்பா பெத்த?

விஜய் அவங்க அம்மாவிடம் : ஏம்மா என்ன கருப்பா பெத்த?

ஷோபா: கலரா இருந்தா மட்டும் நீ என்ன நடிக்கவா போற ? ரீமேக்கு இது போதும்

பவித்ரா.... டிவிடி வாங்கிட்டு வர்றியாம்மா.......?

அம்மா : பவித்ரா.... டிவிடி வாங்கிட்டு வர்றியாம்மா.......?
பவித்ரா : OKம்மா....

அம்மா : அய்யோ.... என்ன படம்னு சொல்லலையே, ஒருவேளை விஜய் படம் வாங்கிட்டு வந்துட்டா.... வாந்தி வருமே.... தலை சுத்துமே.... சூசைட் பன்னிக்கலாம்-னு தோனுமே.... என் பொன்னுக்கு பைத்தியமே பிடிச்சுடுமே.... அய்யோ.... பவித்ரா... பவித்ரா... !!!!

பவித்ரா : அம்மா.... டிவிடி வாங்கிட்டேன்.... (கையில் “வரலாறு” பட டிவிடி)

அம்மா : அஜித் இருக்க.....
பவித்ரா : பயம் ஏன்.

Last one week around

Last one week around
12crores of msgs had been sent in tamilnadu.

Gud mor,gud nite msgs- 1cr
Frndship nd love msgs-1.5 cr
Sardar Jokes msgs - 1 crore.
News nd fwd msgs- 0.5 cr

Msgs teasing VIJAY nd KURUVI- nearly 8 crs
All mobile service providers are thanking vijay and kuruvi ‘ s team for the profit..

Athuku thokulaye podunga..

Police: inaiku unaku thooku.kadaisi asai ethavathu iruka?
Kaithi: BILLA padam pakanum
Police: kootama irukum,kuruvi pakuriya?
Kaithi: Athuku thokulaye podunga..

அதுக்கு என்ன நீங்க தூக்குலயே போட்டுடலாம்..

போலீஸ்:இன்னைக்கு உனக்கு தூக்கு உன் கடைசி ஆசை என்ன?


கைதி:பில்லா படம் பார்க்கணும்...


போலீஸ்:அங்க கூட்டமா இருக்கும் குருவி போகலாமா?


கைதி:அதுக்கு என்ன நீங்க தூக்குலயே போட்டுடலாம்...

வில்லு படத்துல இருந்து ஏதாவது பாட்டு போடுங்க....

ரசிகர்:ஹலோ பெப்சி உமாவா?எனக்கு வில்லு படத்துல இருந்து ஏதாவது பாட்டு போடுங்க.....


உமா:கொஞ்சம் பொறுங்க இன்னும் ரெண்டு நாள்ல படத்தையே போடுறோம்..

வில்லு படத்த ரிசர்வ் பண்ணி பாக்க

ஒருவர்:அங்கே என்ன அவ்வளவு கூட்டம் ?


மற்றொருவர்:யாரோ வில்லு படத்த ரிசர்வ் பண்ணி பாக்க வந்து இருக்காங்களாம்..

யார் அந்த குருவி விஜய்

கின்னஸ் புக்கில் தான் தான் இன்னும் மிக பெரிய காமெடியனா என பார்க்க போன சர்தார் திரும்பி வரும் போது ஆவேசமாக,


"யார் அந்த குருவி விஜய்"

shoe போட்டுட்டு வந்துடறேன்....

விஜய் fan:தளபதி வாங்க செஸ் விளையாடலாம்....


இளயதளபதி:நீங்க போங்க நான் ஸ்போர்ட்ஸ் shoe போட்டுட்டு வந்துடறேன்....

நான் மூன்று மணி நேரம் escalator ல நிக்க வேண்டியதாயிடுச்சு...

நண்பர்:நான் elevator ல போகும் போது கரண்ட் கட் ஆகி இரண்டு மணி நேரம் உள்ளேயே நிக்க வேண்டியதாயிடுச்சு....
டாக்டர் விஜய் :நீங்களாவது பரவாஇல்லை,நான் மூன்று மணி நேரம் escalator ல நிக்க வேண்டியதாயிடுச்சு...

VIJAY ATTENDING A PHONE

Vivek: Hello Vijay Sir Ungakitta Oru Doubt Kekkanum?
Vijay: Night 12 Maniku Phone panni enna doubt kekkapora? Seri Kettu Thola..
Vivek: Ungala Disturb Panniteno?
Vijay: Adhan Pannitiye Kelu.
Vivek: Neenga Vettaikarana illa Kuruvikaran aaa????
Vijay: Ellam En Neram............lolz

SON TO HIS MOM

SON1:amma oru ketta seidhey endha seidhey mudhala
MOM:ketta seidhey
SON2:kuruvi padam release agi irruku
MOM:appa nalla seidhey
SON1:namba oorla release agala

Are u getting more wrong calls?

Are u getting more wrong calls?







Then activate any vijay song as ur caller tune on ur mobile and then see the magic. U will not even get a single call.

nnoda appa amma romba nallavanga..

Reporter: Neenga OBAMA pathi enna ninaikringa??

Dr.Vijay: Ennoda appa amma romba nallavanga..

Reporter: appa amma illa moodhevi obama.. unakella evan da doctor pattam koduthan??

Reporter ??

Reporter : neenga Jalian wala bagh pthi enna ninikiringa??

Dr.Vijay : Na nijam pakku roja pakku potrukken jalian wala pakku innum try pannala..

Repoter: ???

kekuravan vj fan

Man 1:Enga oorla kappal track la pogum,train thannila pogum


Man 2: kekuravan vj fan madiri maakana irundha KURUVi oscar pogum nu solluingalae da

Andru ramar VILLU

Andru ramar VILLU eduthar ravanannai kolvatharkaga indru vijay VILLU eduthuirukar 6kodi tamilarkalai kolvatharkaga.

When U feel Alone...

When U feel Alone...


When Nobody is with u.....


When Nobody is near u....


When U miss Everybody......



Then It Means.....














U r in Theatre watching a Vijay film........LOLZ...

Thathuvam....

Kasta Paduravan kitta siripu irukkathu...


Sirikiravan kitta kastam irukkathu....


Aana .........


Kastathilayum Sirikiravan kitta..

Kandippa "Villu" padathoda Ticket irukkum....

'Villu' songs aa yellam enna hit panna

Phone edutha nachu nachunranga..
Etho Vijay padamaam..
Atha Vijay fans-aalaye paka mudiyalayam enna paka solranga.
Ada ithu parava illai.. social matternapannikalam,
'Villu' songs aa yellam enna hit panna solli solranga,
naan enna vijay mathri mollamaria illa mudichavkia Orea kustamappa sorry ithu... kastamappa!!
Vijay : phone wire pinchu oru vaaram aguthu!!
Dai dapsa thalaya ithu cell phone da..!!!

when he went 2 party he was surprised 2

Dr.Vijay received an invitation 2 party which said "BROWN TIE ONLY".

when he went 2 party he was surprised 2 find others were wearing pants & shirts also.!!!!!!!!

vijay v/s goundamani......

vijay v/s goundamani......

Dr .Vijay:Oru thadava mudivu panniten na en pecha naane keka maaten.....

Goundmani: Adangappa...Govt joba resign panittu porar ro......
Sori pudicha monna naai andha mukkula poi ukaanthu picha edukka pothu.Idhukku lavuta paaru.....


Ennama sound kudukuthu da idhu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sir ennoda vettaikaran padathoda release date announce panlam nu iruken enna solringa?

Vijay to rajinikanth : sir ennoda vettaikaran padathoda release date announce panlam nu iruken enna solringa?

rajini : vendam

Vijay : why??

rajini: saagara naal therinjita vaazhara naal naragam aidum

Game of Chess

Surya: Chess Vilayaadalaama?


Dr. VijaySSLC: Neenga Poi Ground la wait pannunga naan sports shoe pottutu varaen!





Vijay Sux to the core.....

Vijay SSLC goes to Mysore Palace....

Dr. Vijay SSLC goes to Mysore Palace.....


Tourist Guide: Sir pls don't sit there, its Tippu Sultan's chair.

Dr. Vijay SSLC: You Dont't worry, I will get up when he comes....

Nose Breaking News

Nose Breaking news for all those who are teasing Ilaya thalapathy Vijay.

In his next film, entry song is choreographed by Michael Jackson with 251 steps and the stunt master for the film is Jackie chan with 252 stunt sequence.

Car chasing scenes (using troly) by Michael schumaker and Bike chasing sequence (using troly) by Valentino Rossie and the film is Directed by STEVEN SPIELBERG.

















Ippadi ellam msg anupuvanga namma tharuthalaiyoda Vijay Fans.

So Beware of such msgs........

New Vodafone Ad....

Zoozoo1: running inside a room(laughing in running out)

Zoozoo2 and zoozoo3 running inside the room and come out running and laughing..

Whole zoozoo family runs in the room and come out laughing and running....



Camera slowly moves inside d room- Vijay is trying for a 6 pack for his new movie..Vettaikaran...

Lolz...

vijay fans to abdulkalam

vijay fans to abdulkalam:

vijay fans: vijay eppo next hit film kuduparu?????????????????


abdulkalam:"kanavu kanungal"

Breakin news in michael jackson

Breakin news in michael jackson murder case it zip a planned murder.aadhi and sachin dvd found in his room. Police searchin 4 illayathalapathy vj