I am not a fool Im a doctor

Dr.vijay is in Delhi.

Dr.vijay is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower


when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.


Dr.vijay says "Yes".


That guy--"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared.



Dr.vijay - Having waited for several hours figured he was taken
for a ride.


On the next day the Dr.vijay is again walking along the same street



The same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and
I'll go get a ladder.


"Dr.vijay gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool Im a doctor This time, you wait
and I'll go get a ladder."

BROWN TIE ONLY

Dr.Vijay received an invitation 2 party which said "BROWN TIE ONLY".

when he went 2 party he was surprised 2 find others were wearing pants & shirts also.!!!!!!!!

Dr.Vijay got the 4th child.

Dr.Vijay got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate

"Mother: Indian

Father: Indian

Kid:Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Indians?" "

Dr.vijay:ah haa u cant fool me i read a newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese"

What were you doing till now?

Visay: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Visay: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Visay: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too

Compunder Vijay calls director shankar Tring tring

Mr. Shankar= Hello

Vijay= Ngna vanakkam ngna . Naan ennoda adutha paduthukkaga punch dialogs
prepare aaitru . Plz kelungale

Mr. Shankar= Solli tholayum

Vijay= Naan oru dhaduve blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. (after half an hour).

Vijay = Hello ?? Hello sir??? neenga free ya irundha continue pannatumma?? by the way wat are u doing sir??

Mr. Shankar = Parava ille sollunga ( Thalai ezhuthu) , Im teaching Mathematics to my son.

Vijay = Sir, neenga super sir. Eppadi sir ennoda pesitte maths teach pannareenga??

Mr. Shankar = Adhu onnum periya difference ille pa Mathematics illum problem thaan nee oru problem thaan . Athaan ennakku easya irrukku.

Vijay = :/ ???????????

Arasial le idhallam sagajam appa

Dr. ( compounder) Vijay = Chief minister Dr. Vijay. How is it????
GOundamani= Kevalama ille ???
Compounder vijay= ille.
Goundamani= Romba comediya irrukku. YEnda unakku ellam vekkam, maanam, rosham nu edhuvume illaya?? Ivalavu peru solrangale Thirundhave maatiya ?? kekkave maataya??
Compounder vijay- ngna naa oru dhaduve kakkoos sorry commit aitenna en pecha naane kekka maatein.
Goundamani= Dei kirrukku pudicha naaye , neeye un pecha ketkkalana eppadi da mathavanga ellam kekkuvanga??
Compounder vijay=??????
Goundamani-=Dai naaye naaye modhalla TN vittutu engayavudhe odidu illena Sendilukku badhilla nee odha vaanguve.
Then vijay will jump away from building to building like that super duper stunt in The super dooper blockbuster movie kuruvi

she is half mad.

Vijay: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?

His fan:32 yrs.

Vijay:How do you know?

His fan:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Idhudhan first time

Dr.vijay : Neenga Paithiyathoda idhukku munnadi paesi irukeengala

J.k Ritish: Illa , Idhudhan first time

Dr.vijay: !!!!!!!

please be carefull whenever u

Dr.Vijay sir u r very special 4 me...

Dr.vijay sir U should b safe always...

Dr.vijay sir I cant b with u all time....


so please be carefull whenever u



jump from tree 2 tree

the submarine full of Vijay fans??

Question-How will you destroy.. the submarine full of Vijay fans??












Ans- Simple..! Just knock the door and they will open it..!

POKIRI CLIMAX LA VIJAY PLICE AH VARUVARE APPA PESUNA DIALOG IDHU

POKIRI CLIMAX LA VIJAY PLICE AH VARUVARE APPA PESUNA DIALOG IDHU

Vijay : Thenna marathuku keela police force protection pottu irukiraanga..!

nother police : y sir

Vijay : Kolai vilum nu yaaro pesikittu ponadha kettutaanga..

Dr.vijay is Standing next to door with a gun..

Dr.vijay is Standing next to door with a gun..

His wife(sangeetha): What you doing with gun?

Dr.vijay: I am going to for Lion Hunt..!

sangeetha: Then y u standing near the door?

Dr.vijay: How can I go now? see that dog standing outside..!

"வாழ வேண்டியவர்கள், சாக வேண்டியவர்கள்

உலகத்தில் இரண்டு விதமானவர்கள் உண்டு ..."வாழ வேண்டியவர்கள், சாக வேண்டியவர்கள்"..

ம்ம்.. அப்போ விஜய் ...?

"ஆங்... மறக்க பட வேண்டியவன்"

ம்ம்... அப்போ அவங்க அப்பன்.?

"ஆங்... யாருப்பா அவரு

இந்த படம் ஒரு விஜய் ரசிகனை பத்தின கதை.

SAC ஒரு வளர்ந்து வரும் ஹீரோவிடம் கதை சொல்கிறார்.

SAC: உங்களுக்கு ஒரு சூப்பர் கதை வச்சுருக்கேன்.

நடிகர்: ம்ம்.. சொல்லுங்க... (தலைவிதி)

SAC: இந்த படம் ஒரு விஜய் ரசிகனை பத்தின கதை.

நடிகர்: (ஆரம்பிச்சுட்டார்... கிழிஞ்சது லம்பாடி லுங்கி.) சூப்பர் சார்,.

SAC: நீங்கதான் அந்த ரசிகன்.

நடிகர்: (ஆத்... சரி... அழிக்கனும்னு முடிவு பண்ணிட்டாரு...) கலக்குறோம் சார்.

SAC: இதுல விஜய் கூட Guest Role பண்றார்.

நடிகர்: (இது வேறயா... ) எப்படி சார்... out of the world sir

SAC: விஜயோட introduction scena சொல்லுறேன் கேளுங்க

நடிகர்: (டேய் ஹீரோ நானா அவனாடா) ஓஹோ பேஷ் பேஷ் தில் தூள் அட்டகாசம் அமர்க்களம். அதுக்கு முன்னாடி heroin யாரு சார்

SAC: (விஜய் பெயர சொல்லி உன்ன புடிச்ச மாதிரி தான் அவங்களையும் தேடனும்.) புது முகம் தான். ஆனா நம்ம கதை இந்திய திரை வரலாற்றிலேயே ஒரு திருப்பு முனை.

நடிகர்: (என்ன தெரு முனைல நிக்க வைக்காம விட மாட்டார் போல இருக்கே) திருப்புமுனை u mean u turn.

SAC: No No Turning point.. இந்த படத்துல lovers ரெண்டு பேரு. அவங்களுக்குள்ள மோதல். அதை 12 வது ரீலுல தளபதி solve பண்ணுறார். அங்க உடனே நீங்க விஜய புகழ்ந்து பாடரீங்கே. ஒரே நாளுல எல்லா விஜய் பான்சும் உங்களுக்கு பேன் ஆகிடுவாங்க.

நடிகர்: (கடைசி வரைக்கும் கதைய சொல்ல மாட்டேன்ங்குரான்) பப்ச்.. லவ் சீன். (உங்க படம்னா ஒரு ரேப் சீனாவது இருக்கும்னு நினைச்சேன். )

SAC: க்ளைமாக்ஸ்ல...

நடிகர்: (அதுக்குள்ளே க்ளைமக்சா...) படம் செம பாஸ்ட் போல இருக்கே... சொல்லுங்க க்ளைமாக்ஸ்ல

SAC: என்னங்க திடீர்னு கேட்டுடீங்க. விஜய் வராரு இப்போதைக்கு அதான் கிளைமாக்ஸ். ஆனா நெறைய பிளான் இருக்கு... என்ன கதை புடிச்சி இருக்கா

நடிகர்: ஆங் super.... ஆனா இந்த ரோல நான் பண்ணுறத விட ரஜினி பண்ணுனா நல்லா இருக்கும். (சாவுடி...)

SAC: Well said super idea... இத ஏன் நான் யோசிக்கல. பாவம் குசேலன் flop ஆனதிலேந்து அவருக்கும் ஒரு break இல்லாம இருக்காரு. இந்த சமயத்துல இளைய தளபதி தான் அவரை தூக்கி விட முடியும். உடனே கெளம்புறேன்.

நடிகர்: (கெளம்புங்க காத்து வரட்டும்) All the best sir.

"முற்பகல் செய்யின் பிற்பகல் விளையும்"

"முற்பகல் செய்யின் பிற்பகல் விளையும்"

"உண்மைதான் நேற்று வீட்டிலுள்ள குருவி கூட்டை கலைத்தேன்
இன்று என் கையில் குருவி பட டிக்கெட்

"நீ யாரு ரசிகன்"

"நீ யாரு ரசிகன்"

"தலைவர் ரஜினி"

"நீ"

"ஆண்டவர் கமல்"

"அப்போ நீ"

"தலை அஜித்"

"நீங்க சார்"

"எனக்கு எல்லாரையும் பிடிக்கும்"

"ஓஹோ நீ குருவி ரசிகனா. ஹா ஹா ஹா...."

குருவி நடிகரின் ரசிகர்கள் முக்கால் வாசி பேர் இப்படித்தான். குருவி ரசிகர் என்று சொன்னால் கேட்பவர் சிரித்து விடுவார்களோன்னு என்று எல்லாரையும் பிடிக்கும் என்று சொல்லி விடுவார்கள்.

Somone is watching my film

Vijay runs to a mental hospital n asks: R any of your patients missing?


Nurse: No, why??


Vijay: Somone is watching my film

PODA LOOSU KUUUuu

Vijay meets his fans some one from that small crowd shouts "PODA LOOSU KUUU"


VIJAY: Naan pesikitu irukum bodu 'LOOSU KUU' nnu kathinathu yaru?


ONE OF HIS FAN: Naaanthan thalaiva


VIJAY: unmaya sonnathala unna summa viduraen

Ungala tension aaka evalavo panniten

Empty message 50 annupinen,neenga asarala

Missed call 100 kuduthen,neenga madhikala!!...


Ennaku vera vali theriyala,so ida solli ungala hypertesnison aaka mudivu panniten,adu...



















VIJAY IS THE NEXT SUPER STAR OF THE WORLD

Have a schoking day...

VILLU Story

VILLU Story: Vijay is a aeroplane racer,introduction is race scene...near finishing point both wings break,then our hero Villu uses hands as wings nd steers the plane with his mouth nd wins the race..
For More Details Check,
www.vettipaiyanvijay.com

sari reverse edu veettukkavadhu pogalaam..

Car Driver : Sorry Sir,petrol mulusa dry aaiduchu...inimel oru adi kooda munnadi nagaradhu..

Vijay : Hmmm.....sari reverse edu veettukkavadhu pogalaam..

inga paaru da kannaa , olunga saapidu ......

Vijay's wife : inga paaru da kannaa , olunga saapidu ......

Vijay's son : po ma na saapda maataen

Wife : Inga paaru da unga appan nadicha kuruvi cd en kitta dhaan iruku
nee saapdla na adha potruvaen ........

Son : Ayyo amma vendaam , na saaptran

Amma cinema na enna ma ???

year 2020


Child : Amma cinema na enna ma ???

Mother : Kanna 10 varushathuku munnaadi cinema nu onnu tamil naatla irundhuchu

Adha vijay nu oru nai punch dailogue solliye alichitaan pa ........

Child : !!!

Siringa Please

Siringa









Please











Sirika Maatingala??












Ungala Sirika Vachiduven







Paakalama???










VIJAY Is Next The Super Star...

Nalaya theerpu...

Actual a Vijay yenga college la dhan padichan..sorry irundhan...1.25 yrs dhan loyola la irundhan...yaar kudayum pesa maatan..thaniya LK mari dhan iruppan...then padippum varla...so padippa niruthitu super hit padathula nadikka avanga appa kootitu poitaru..

Nalaya theerpu...

Dr.Vijay: What is d result sir?

Dr. Vijay goes for an interview.

1st question : Where are u from?

Dr. Vijay: Nee endha ooru, naan endha ooru mugavari thevaiyilla...

2nd question: Tell me abt ur self?

Dr. Vijay: Ella pugalum oruvan oruvanukke , nee nadhi polae odikondiru...

3rd question: What is C language?

Dr. Vijay: Pallanathu.. Pallanathu...u..u..u..u... Yaar kaiyilum sikkamalae Vaal aanathu...u....u.....


Interviewer: Ok.... Ok....

Dr. Vijay: What is d result sir?


interviewer: Dan da na daar na....dandanakku darna...


Dr. Vijay: ??????????

Dr.Vijay for his kind hearted help

Last months around 12 crore msgs have been sent across tamil nadu...


good morning/night -- 2 crore

forwards -- 3 crore

Jokes -- 2.5 crore

'A' msgs -- 0.5 crores

SMS abt vijay -- 8 crores


All network providers have thanked Dr.Vijay for his kind hearted help

saagra naal therinja vazhra naal naragam aayidum ........

Press : sir neenga Villu padam release date a yaen solla maatringa ???

Vijay : saagra naal therinja vazhra naal naragam aayidum ........

Press : ???

Police Jeep will come in reverse gear

A reporter asked Dr.vijay
" If you dial 001 then what will happen?

Dr.vijay : "Police Jeep will come in reverse gear"

not even a single person can sit for a vijay film

48+2 can sit in a bus
38+2 in mini bus
12+1 in a van
8+1 in a sumo
5+1 in a car
3+1 in auto
1+1 in a bike






but not even a single person can sit for a vijay film.

Tamil cinema va nambave mudiyala pa

Tamil cinema va nambave mudiyala pa

1."vikram" nu soluvanga anna kamal iruparu

2."sivaji" nu soluvanga anna rajini iruparu

3."Alagiya tamil magan" nu sonanga anna ayya koodhi madiri oruthan irupan

4.idhu kuda paravalinga "kuruvi" nu sonanga anna kaka pona aiii madiri oruthan irundhan



ENNA KODUMA SIR IDHU

ennadi seerial pathutu aluthukitu irukka .......

vijay : ennadi seerial pathutu aluthukitu irukka .......

wife : dai nalla paruda, ithu namma kalayana c.d ......

vijay : ...???????????

vijay in mysore place ,

vijay in mysore place ,

Tourist guide: sir don't sit there, it is thippusulthan's chair .......

vijay: don't worry, i will get up when thippusulthan comes .......

vijay sucks ......

nadika varala na naan IAS aayirupen...

Press:Nadika varala na neenga enna aayirupinga???

Vijay:nadika varala na naan IAS aayirupen...

Press:Nadika dhan varlaye Appuram en IAS aagala...????

vijay:!!!!!

VIJAY ku eppadi irukum nu konjam yosichi paaru...

JK Ritish to God:En kadavule en padam seriyave odave matingudhu???..

God:unnake ippadi na VIJAY ku eppadi irukum nu konjam yosichi paaru...

oru nai inoru naiya kadikadhu..

Vijay:Sir unga veetla ivalavu periya naai iruke,naan ulla vandha kadikuma???

Ajith:Ennaku therinchu oru nai inoru naiya kadikadhu..

U can see a hair image about vijay...

U can see a hair image about vijay...
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see in the bottom







No hair available....


Sorry avana pathi solla oru Mairum illa...adha dhan symbolic ah solla vandhaen..

vijay padam vandha thanave channel maridum

Mr A: sir indha TV yoda vela enna

Sales men: 1000000 ruba

Mr A: enadhu 10 latha ruba va apadi yenna sir special indha TV la

Sales men: vijay padam vandha thanave channel maridum adhan idhoda speciality

Mr A: oh apadiya udaney 2 Tv kudunga

NAN ORU VATI MUDIVU PANITA

Dr.vijay- "NAN ORU VATI MUDIVU PANITA

ADUKAPURAM EN PADATHA

NANA PAKA MATEN"

AUDIENCE-Otha un padathu POSTER a KOODA naanga paaka maatom

Vijaykum Ajithikum Vithyasam Enna?

Vijaykum Ajithikum Vithyasam Enna?

Ajith Padam Theatrela Odum


Vijay padam Posterla matum odum.


This is not a sms its a fact and one of the solder of Thala army created it

En pera keta MOOTHIRAM pora payyan da nee

VIJAY-DHANUSH are planning to release movie for a festival....we all know the story of ATM vs POLLADHAVAN....but VJ confident he can in this time here goes conversation

VIJAY: En pera keta MOOTHIRAM pora payyan da nee

DHANUSH: OTHA,appo un peru enna BATHROOM a???

VIJAY: VADA POCHE!!!!


This was also created by a loyal soldier of Thala Army

CROREPATI

CROREPATI
AMITABH: In which state cauvery flows ?

Vj:liquid state


audience clapped
amitabh stunned, looks behind



all are vijay fans.........

VIJAY - komali

MGR - tholilalli
Rajini - ulaipalli
Kamal - thenali
Sarath kumar - pattali
Sathyaraj - pangali
dhanush - indian brucelee



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VIJAY - komali

what a coincidence all are vijay........

Three things tat have 2 be eliminated 2 improve the tamil film industry are :-


1.Ilayathalapathy "VIJAY"

2."VIJAY"akanth

3."VIJAY"aT.rajendar

what a coincidence all are vijay........

Telugu actor Mahesh babu's red color jetty is missing

Telugu actor Mahesh babu's red color jetty is missing

he is having great doubt with vijay becoz he only steels everything from telugu

Story of Villu

Story of Villu
A Chinese was in Hospital. Vijay went to See that chinese. This is the intro scene.


Chinese said

" CHING WONG MOU CHU QI"

And he died.


Vijay wanted to know what that chinese meant in his last words of his life. He thought it was some secret about a treasure.

So He went to china by walk with a lot of difficulties and hardships.


Then in china he came to know the meaning












" NAYE NEE NIKRADHU OXYGEN TUBE MELA"








This is the climax of the film where Vijay cries to the top extent and touches every viewer's heart.





Movie super duper mega maga blockbuster

The ultimate dialogue.....

Villu film climax:
10 Runs to win from 1 ball. Vijay is the batsman to face the last ball.
He hits the ball...




The ball splits into two halves.....



One half went for 6 .......



and the other half went for 4...........




The ultimate dialogue.....



Evalavo kodumaiyae thaangikkiraenga....

Apdiyae idhaiyum Thaangikoongana!!!!!!!!!!






Vijay sucks to the core.

athan kuruvi result appave vaangiyache .

Visay: enaku adi udai pudhusa huh,
Vijay's dad: dai visay wher r u goin?

Vijay : to aegan film dad

Dad: y ?

Vijay: to remake it.

Dad: dai oorla serupadi vaanguva da .

Vijjay: athan kuruvi result appave vaangiyache .

"Sagara Nal Therinjuduchu Na Valdra Nal Naragamaidum"

Press meet

reporters:vjy sir Villu padam release agara date solunga

Dr.vijay:no nan solla maten

reporters:yen sir solla matringa

Dr.vijay:"Sagara Nal Therinjuduchu Na Valdra Nal Naragamaidum"

TN GOVT RULE

TN GOVT RULE

Marana thandai kaidhigaluku inimae "THOOKU" thandanai badhila vijya oda VILLU padam ticket koduthu,theatre poga solli door lock panniruvom...

So der wont be ny criminals in future...

Thanks to Dr.Vijay....

KURUVi padatha oati "150 days function" kondadiyachu..

VIJAY'S APPAN: ennada...... epdiyo oothikuna KURUVi padatha oati "150 days function" kondadiyachu...... sandhosama........

VIJAY : enna naina..... 250 naal oatuvinaga nu nenachan..... parava illa "VILLU" va oatidlam..... ippovae "250 days" banner ready.... epdi.....

VIJAY'S APPAN : dai.... p**da mavanae....... unakku vekkamae illaya da.....

yeNdi poIsoN saPita. . . . .?

9tara's motHer : yeNdi poIsoN saPita. . . . .?
9tara: cRyiN,. . . . . .
9tara's mothr: sOllU dI. . . . . .?=
9tara: nAn dR.vIjaY kiTTa I LOVE YOU sOllA pOnen. . . . . .aNa eNakKu muNNadi 3sHa kItta aVan sOllItan ma. . . . . . . .!
9tara's mothr: aThuKKu 3sHa thaNe pOisOn saPPidAnuM. . . . . .neE yEn saaPiTa. . .?

aNNan Dr.ILAYATHALAPATHY.VIJAY rOx

enna indha vedi mattum vedikala buss nu poidichi.... ?

VIJAY : enna indha vedi mattum vedikala buss nu poidichi.... ?

VIJAY'S SON : appa... idhu KURUVi vedi pa.... unga padam maadri idhuvum bussss..

un kuda lam eve kudumbam nadathuva

Vijay to sangeetha:honey,what r u looking 4?

Sanggetha: nothing

Vijay:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?


Sangeetha: i was just looking 4 the expiry date..un kuda lam eve kudumbam nadathuva

no sir, only small Babies!!!

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Dr vijay: Any great man born in this village???


Dr vijay: no sir, only small Babies!!!

"WHO IS DAT VIJAY"...

Sardharji went to GUINESS BOOK office to check if he is still the BIGGEST COMEDIAN in the earth or not...


He came out angrily shouting "WHO IS DAT VIJAY"...

Villu padathuku kutitu poren

Appa:maagane ne orunga padicha nan unna Villu padathuku kutitu poren

Son:Ada pavi petha pulaya kolla pakuriye neyellam oru appana

Namma NEXT film 100 days odanum..

Director:Namma NEXT film 100 days odanum..

Vijay:No sir...200 days odavaikuren...

Director:Joke adikadha pa

Vijay:Yo..yaru 1st joke adicha..

ENNA MANUSHAN DA IVAN...

VIJAY standing near the door.

Wife:Why r u standing here????

Vijay:I'm going to hunt a LION

Wife:Then GO

Vijay:How can i go???....A dog is standing outside..


ENNA MANUSHAN DA IVAN...

Watching VIJAY MOVIES while pursuing our degree...

Hanging from d ceiling

Eating poison

Cutting d wrist

Jumping from the building

Getting runover by a train


We had too many options,but v choose


Watching VIJAY MOVIES while pursuing our degree...

Sir,en wife sangeetha enna vittu VIKRANTH kooda odi poitaa..

VIJAY: Sir,en wife sangeetha enna vittu VIKRANTH kooda odi poitaa..

POLICE: Vidunga Sir!!...Unga padam dhan odala,atleast unga wife aavadhu odattum...

kootama irukkum. Kuruvi pakuriya?

Police: Inikku unakku thooku...kadaisi aasai edhavadhu irukka?

Kaithi: BILLA padam pakkanum

Police: kootama irukkum. Kuruvi pakuriya?

Kaithi: Athuku thookuliyae podunga

vijay foto pathu vandhi eduthor sangam

Ticket vangama vega land pona jolly but ticket vangitu vj padathuku pona ne Gali


by Dr.vj foto pathu vandhi eduthor sangam

HUTCH is now Vodafone

HUTCH company CEO challenged me that can watch kuruvi movie continously atleast for half an hour if he cant then he will change his company's name




what happen then???????????????????










HUTCH is now Vodafone

"VIJAY NEXT SUPER STAR" na adhu comedy...

Unmaikum Comedykum Nool Alavu Dhan Difference


"RAJNI SUPER STAR" na athu unmai



"VIJAY NEXT SUPER STAR" na adhu comedy...

VILLU VIJAY vandhu ONNUKU adichi anaikkurar...

Oru edathula kudusa ellam eriyudhu makkal thanni oothiyum mudiyala..

VILLU VIJAY vandhu ONNUKU adichi anaikkurar...


Makkal kitta sollraru

"THANNI MELA VECHA NAMBIKAIYA UN SU***(U KNOW WAT IT IS..) MELA VACHA ERIYURA KUDISAYA ENNA ERIMALAYA KOODA ANAIKALAM"

Dr.VIJAY ROX...

GAJINIkum,KURUVI padathukum enna difference theriyuma.???

GAJINIkum,KURUVI padathukum enna difference theriyuma.???







GAJINIla oru HERO loosu madhiri nadichan.....

KURUVIla oru LOOSU herova nadichan....

yenna sir antha theatrle la avalavu kootam??...

Man1:yenna sir antha theatrle la avalavu kootam??...


Man2:VIJAY padam parka yavano TICKET RESERVATION panni irukan,avana parka dhan ivalavu kootam

oru BOATla VIJAY,TR poranga

oru BOATla VIJAY,TR poranga



Naduvula boatla OTAI vizuthu yaar thapipanga?????









TOTAL FILM INDUSTRY nd AUDIENCE..

PUBLIC NOTICE FROM LIC

PUBLIC NOTICE FROM LIC:

We will not pay money for policy holders those who are dying after watching the movie "VILLU".This will come under SUICIDE ACT

VIJAY eppadi thapicharu theriyuma???...

VILLU scene

forestla vijay bikela porar

"5" singam vidama thurathuchu

VIJAY eppadi thapicharu theriyuma???...


Bikela
vijay
left indicator pottu
RIGHTla thirumbiduvaru

Wat a man he is..!!!

VIJAY padam na veetla kadsiya oru dhadave sollitu po...

RAJNI padam na family oda po

MADHAVAN padam na lover oda po

AJITH padam na friends oda po

VIJAY padam na veetla kadsiya oru dhadave sollitu po...

Vijay:en pera ketala muthuram pora paiyan nee...

Vijay:en pera ketala muthuram pora paiyan nee...

Ajith:oh appadiya...un per enna TOILET uh??...

Polladhavan Dialogue

Two friends are chatting. Visay comes to them and asks them "sir sir en pdhu padam kuruvi release agiiruku. Ellaraium kuputu pathuten, Evanum vara matenguran. Yean, en wife kuda padam pakka vara matengura. pls sir neegalavadhu vaanga sir"

Person 1: Enda dei, unaku vetkame illiyea. Un padathuku evanda varuvaan.

Visay to Person 2: Sir avar dhan vara maatraru. neegalavadhu vangalen. ungaluku anjiruba biriyani vangi tharen

Person 2: anjiruba biriyaniya, kandipaa padam pakka varen. (NOTE: Person 2 is vijay fan)

Person 1: dei, machan anjiruba biriyaniku aasa pattu uyira vitradha

ivana ellam yevan cricket vilaiyada koopitathu

VILLU JOKE
VIJAY is a Cricket Player.

Opposite team hits many six's and reached 200 runs.

next Vijay's Bating turn

Bowler Bowled the Ball to Vijay.
Vijay Suddenly Jumps n catches the ball and throughed to Boundary and Says PUNCH DIALOUGE

"THAMATHUNDU BAT MELA VAIKURA NAMBIKAIYA, UN KAI MELA VAIYU,
NEE KANDIPA JEIPA"

(Umpire : ivana ellam yevan cricket vilaiyada koopitathu.. )

medhuva pesungada machan pakathula "VIJAY" irukaar

Vadivel:nan dan periya comedian chinna pasangaluku lam enna dan pudikum

Vivek:illa nan dan periya comedian youth ku lam enna daqn pudikum


Karunass:medhuva pesungada machan pakathula "VIJAY" irukaar

VIJAY is known for his HAIR STYLE(sathiayama pa)

MGR is known for his colour

SIVAJI is known for his acting

RAJNI is known for his style

KAMAL is known for acting nd personality

AJITH is known for his smile nd looks

nd atlast

VIJAY is known for his HAIR STYLE(sathiayama pa)

making a hit film with a telugu hit re-make film

jumping from a building to a train(evarellam en olympics pogala?....)

sachin 100 sorry 200 days,ATM 101 days nd kuruvi still running successfully 154 days in two theatres

Hez very slim(AIDS a irukumo???)

with all these salient features he is the NEXT SUPER STAR nu sonna serupa kalati Adipen da pichakara pasangala(VIJAY fans)

Ennaku india la 10 days olinchikaradhuku nalla edam sollu

OSAMA:Ennaku india la 10 days olinchikaradhuku nalla edam sollu

MUSHARAFF:india la 'VIJAY' film 'KURUVI' odudhu,anga po adhu dhan safe..bcoz theatre la operator kooda iruka matan

OSAMA:poda...oliyaradhuku edam keta,saavuradhuku vali sollriye....

vijay want curtains for my computer...

Vijay went to textile shop and asked...

Vijay-I want curtains for my computer...

Shopkeeper-Why curtains for a Computer??.....

Vijay-I installed WINDOWS in my computer..

Ilaya Thalapathy Dr.Vijay Rocks.....

Terrorists have Kidnapped Actor Vijay

Terrorists have Kidnapped Actor Vijay and they are demanding Rs. 5,00,00,000 to leave him. Else they will burn him with Kerosene. So Pls Donate.....
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5 litres of Kerosene to them.


Vijay Sucks to the core.

Dr.vijay:nan collector ayurupan

PEP$I uma to DR.vijay

uma:vijay nadika varalana enna ayuirupinga

Dr.vj:nan collector ayurupan

uma:aparam yen nenga collector agala

Dr vj:

uma:indha porapu poraikarathuku Jk.Ristish kita 2 glass urin vangi oru glass ah nenga kudikalam


Dr vj:appa medhi oru glass ah enna pandradhu

uma:adha unga fanz ku kudunga

I want to know who the hell is he ??

Vijy went 4 an interview

HR: Tell me about yourself
Vj: Who is that ' YOURSELF ' Why the hell ur asking abt him.I want to know who the hell is he ??
HR : !!!!!!!!

vijay---pakathu kadila 50 ps ku tharnga

vijay---oru coffee evlavu????

shopkeeper---4 rs

vijay---pakathu kadila 50 ps ku tharnga

shopkeeper---saavu kraki adhu XEROX copy da...

A guy was sad bcoz of his love failure

A guy was sad bcoz of his love failure so to refresh him goes to kuruvi movie

unfortunately the theater owner came to know abt that guyz love failure

Theater owner shouths at that guy naye love failure nala ne savarathuku en theater dan kedachucha

Villu Introduction Scene

Villu Introduction Scene
Vijay is a Cricket Player........

Opposite Team Hit the Ball By Bat to six and fix target of 200 runs in twenty overs.

Next Vijay is batting. When Ball Comes near to him he catches the ball and throws it to six and says the dialogue....

" Thamma Thundu Bat Mela Vecha Nambikaya Unn Kai Mela vai, Nee Easiyaa Win Pannalam"


What a Crap Fellow!!!!!!!!!

Tamil Natuke Vidivu Kalamm

Teacher-" Dr Vijay:I Will Retire Next Month From Tamil Cinema"

Idhu Nigal Kalama Illa Erandha Kalama Illa Edhir kalama??????


Students:Tamil Natuke Vidivu Kalamm

Its a Very Dangerous Call..

Hi, If U receive any call from the no.9999999999 then Dont Attend it. Just Cut It and Switch Off the Mobile. Its a Very Dangerous Call..

It is Ilaya Tharuthalai Vijay's Ccell No. Phone Panni VILLU Padam Paakasolli Torture Pannuvan. Padathukku Varravangulukku Oru Mutta Briyaniyum Padathoda Tickettum Freeya Tharaengraanam. Romba Kenjuraanam, adhanala avan tholla thangamudiyama niraiya per Cell phona thooki erinjuttangalam.

Beware Everybody.

NEED ATLEAST 10 AUDIENCE 2 RUN D FILM

my name is VIJAY.
im goin 2 act in a movie calld'VILLU'

NEED ATLEAST 10 AUDIENCE 2 RUN D FILM.

SO PLEASE COME 2 MOVIE AND ATLEAST SLEEP THER.

I DONT KNW UR FACE.

BUT I ll BE VERY THANKFUL 2 U.

PLEASE CONVEY THIS 2 ATLEAST 10 OF UR FRENZ SO THAT I MAY GET 1 OUT OF 10 AUDIENCE.

THANKS FOR UR KIND HEART.


NOTE:PLEASE DONT SEND THS 2 AJITH FANS.THEY WIL TEASE ME.PLEASE

KAPPAL 2008

superhit film TITANIC is being remade in tamil...Hero VIJAY & heroine ASIN...Title is "KAPPAL 2008"...However since tamil people don't like to see the hero die,the climax is changed...Vijay jumps into the sea,catches asin in the right hand and TITANIC in the left hand and swims to the shore!...And meanwhile there will be a climax fight between vijay & shark...

COMING SOON...

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To Encounter Kamal's Dasavatharam's 10 Roles...
Vijay Is Acting 11 Roles in his Next film KARUMANDHARAM.
The Ten Different Roles are
1. College Student
2. UG Student
3. PG Student
4. Fine Arts Student
5. Medical Student
6. Engineering Student
7. Diploma Student
8. LKG Student
9. 9th student
10. Catering Student
11. 90 Year Old Arrear Student

To Differentiate the character he comes in Different Colour Dress with full and Half Hand Shirts .........

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Kadhalan: I Love You!!!!!!!!!!

Kadhali: Naan Unna Love Pannalaena Enna Pannuva?

Kadhalan: Sogam Thaangaama Nera Kuruvi Padam theatrela Paaka Poiduvaen.

Kadhali : Enakkaga Eppa Nee UN UYIRA VIDA mudivu Pannitiyo Appavae Naan
Unmaiya Sollidrean I TOO LOVE U.

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MEDIA TALKZZZZ


ASIN TO NAYANTHARA


ASIN:ajith kum vijay kum ore oru vithyasam dhan di adhu enna nu theriyuma


NAYANTHARA:????????????????


ASIN:ajith Thala
vijat THARU "THALA"

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Breaking news...
Actor Vijay is selected for bejing olympics for long jump bcoz china is impressed with his stunning performance in kuruvi film by jumping from one place to another..

Today he is jumping from india to china to participate in olympics...

Its a live telecast in chutti tv..

Dont miss it and india is waiting for another gold medal...:)

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Vijay was fed up wit his continuos failures, then he goes to interview fa "Khazana jewellery la kathavu thorakara vela"


Officer : Where were you born ?
V chai : tamilnadu
Officer :which part ?
V chai: wat na which part ? My Whole body born in Tamilnadu onli na.

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VJ:avar ellam padathalayum stylea shirt ilama varuvarungna.Namba bodyku shirt ilama vantha manam poidumngna....

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VJ discussing with his director(my version) :)
director:Vaanga vijay sir, ena intha pakkam?

VJ:nama adutha project pathi yosichgnu irunthana,thukame varamatengthuna.

Director:En? Ena materu?

VJ:Ithu varaikum mahesh babu padatha copy adichtu eduthuknu irunthen ana ipo avarau padatha tamil la dubbing pani vida aramichtanga.....athan ena panrathunu ore confusiona irukungna...

Director:Vidunga sir, ipo recenta prabhas padatha thana copy adichu paninga... apdie avaru padangala copy adichu panikalame....

VJ:Neenga vera Prabhas padam 1 or 2 yrs ku oru padam than varuthu , avara nambana mudiyathungna.....

Director:Apo nama bollywoodla try panlama?

VJ:(getting excited)Apdiya, try panlama?Yar padatha copy adikrathungna?

DIrector:Shah rukh khan

VJ:aiyo avaru romba nadiparungna, namaku athellam varathungna.

Director:Apo hrithik Roshan?

VJ:Avaru suuupera dance aduvarungna, namaku dappankuthu thavira ethum varathungna...athum velaiku aagathungna.

Director:Salman khan

VJ:avar ellam padathalayum stylea shirt ilama varuvarungna.Namba bodyku shirt ilama vantha manam poidumngna....


Director:(athan ATM laye poche)

VJ:enangana????


Director:ethum ila vj sir.
Apo neengale yaravathu solunga sir...

VJ:namma siddarthngna?

Director:avaru padatha ellam Jayam Ravi mothala poi rights vangidraru.. ethum pana mudila.


VJ:chiranjeevingna?

Director:avare pavam "munna bhai"athu ithunu etho hindi padangala panitu irukaru.

VJ:namma T.R. ngna?

Director:(baffled)Dai avaru tamil padathula nadikravaru da.....Tamil padathaye remake pani tamil la vida poriya?
enda ipdi koduma panra
?

VJ:avar padam thanungna namaku correcta set agum.avar padam panlam nu nan decide panitenungna.
nan oru thadava decide panitena, en pecha nane kekamten na....varta....

Director:dai pothum da poda.........

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Dr.Vijay SSLc goes 2 a shop & shouts where is the free gift with this mineral water

Seller:theree s no free gift with this

dr.vijay:but on the label itz written as bacteria free ....!!am a doctor dont cheat me

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Ajith and vijay writing exams in same hall..

vijay : thala konjam paper kattu thala

ajith: dei ithu english paper... unakku hindi..

vijay: paravilla thala kattu

ajith: epidi da

vijay: ethanaiyo panrom, itha panna mattoma !!

ajith: !!??

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Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with VJ?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw VJ

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Q: What do VJ Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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HOT NEWS
Vijay Ranked 2nd among Top 10 Heroes in India.Only Hero next to Amitabh Bachchan.
Read Times of India page 2 for more details.
Great Actors Super Star Rajinikanth and Universal Hero Kamal Hassan are in 8th and 9th positions.






By,
MANASATCHIYAE ILLAMAL POI SOLLI COMEDY PANNUM VIJAY RASIGARGAL

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kunjack booban vijay was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" kunjack answered '" No I am vijay" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. kunjack answered " No No Me vijay" Third one came and asked the same question kunjack was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw a person enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other guy was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Kunjack booban slapped him on his face and said, "unna dhan da ellarum thedinu irukanga! .

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Visay: amma enna yen ma karuppa pethae

amma: nee nadikkra nadippukku indha moonji pothum moodittu poda velanerthala tension pannikittu

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Vivek: Hello Vijay Sir Ungakitta Oru Doubt Kekkanum?

Vijay: Night 12 Maniku Phone panni enna doubt kekkapora? Seri Kettu Thola..

Vivek: Ungala Disturb Panniteno?

Vijay: Adhan Pannitiye Kelu.

Vivek: Neenga Verum KURUVIya illa 'SITTU KURUVI'ya ....?

Vijay: Ellam En Neram............lolz

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THIS IS A WARNING FOR PUBLIC
Hi Friends,
Indha Ulagathula Naama Vazha Pirandhurukom. Apdi Irukka Naama Edhukkaga Suicide Attempt Pannanum....

Yaaravadhu KURUVI Film Ticket freeya kudhutha kooda Paathuraadhinga....

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sir : avarku en epudi adi patu ratha velama iruku

condutor : sorry pa theriya thanama vijay padatha dvd la potuten palaka thosatila elunthu poi kilea vilanthutar

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World famous film titanic is to be remade in tamil
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title-- kathi kappal

crew- - vijay, trisha ,villan -prakash raj

story -story is the same xerox , climax has been changed exclusively for vijay fans since the monkey fans wont like him die.

climax- vijay catches trisha in one hand and titanic in another and brings it to the shore - inbetween fight with sharks

coming soon only in ---tent kottaai--

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World REcord for High Jump and Long Jump is BROKEN!
















for more details...watch KURUVI!

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world's shortest joke
-the best of all
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Dr.Vijay

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The Director Bharathan Has Been Able To Give Such A Wonderful Thriller......ATM.......Why Becos Till The End Of The Movie He Thrilled The Audions By Not Showing The Alagiya Tamil MAgan.....Which The Movie Name Was Suppose to Be !!!!.......Anga Nikkuraruya Director !!!

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world's shortest jokes...

*Girl friend pays d bill

*American gal plays cricket

*Beach at Blore is very neat....





want 2 hear more????


VIJAY GOT OSCAR AWARD!

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Press: nadikka varalina enna aagi irupeenga
Vijay : nadika varalina naan IAS aagi irupaen
Press: nadika than varaliyae appuram yaen innum IAS aagala?
vijay : ????