I am not a fool Im a doctor

Dr.vijay is in Delhi.

Dr.vijay is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower


when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.


Dr.vijay says "Yes".


That guy--"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared.



Dr.vijay - Having waited for several hours figured he was taken
for a ride.


On the next day the Dr.vijay is again walking along the same street



The same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and
I'll go get a ladder.


"Dr.vijay gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool Im a doctor This time, you wait
and I'll go get a ladder."

BROWN TIE ONLY

Dr.Vijay received an invitation 2 party which said "BROWN TIE ONLY".

when he went 2 party he was surprised 2 find others were wearing pants & shirts also.!!!!!!!!

Dr.Vijay got the 4th child.

Dr.Vijay got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate

"Mother: Indian

Father: Indian

Kid:Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Indians?" "

Dr.vijay:ah haa u cant fool me i read a newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese"

What were you doing till now?

Visay: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Visay: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Visay: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too

Compunder Vijay calls director shankar Tring tring

Mr. Shankar= Hello

Vijay= Ngna vanakkam ngna . Naan ennoda adutha paduthukkaga punch dialogs
prepare aaitru . Plz kelungale

Mr. Shankar= Solli tholayum

Vijay= Naan oru dhaduve blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. (after half an hour).

Vijay = Hello ?? Hello sir??? neenga free ya irundha continue pannatumma?? by the way wat are u doing sir??

Mr. Shankar = Parava ille sollunga ( Thalai ezhuthu) , Im teaching Mathematics to my son.

Vijay = Sir, neenga super sir. Eppadi sir ennoda pesitte maths teach pannareenga??

Mr. Shankar = Adhu onnum periya difference ille pa Mathematics illum problem thaan nee oru problem thaan . Athaan ennakku easya irrukku.

Vijay = :/ ???????????

Arasial le idhallam sagajam appa

Dr. ( compounder) Vijay = Chief minister Dr. Vijay. How is it????
GOundamani= Kevalama ille ???
Compounder vijay= ille.
Goundamani= Romba comediya irrukku. YEnda unakku ellam vekkam, maanam, rosham nu edhuvume illaya?? Ivalavu peru solrangale Thirundhave maatiya ?? kekkave maataya??
Compounder vijay- ngna naa oru dhaduve kakkoos sorry commit aitenna en pecha naane kekka maatein.
Goundamani= Dei kirrukku pudicha naaye , neeye un pecha ketkkalana eppadi da mathavanga ellam kekkuvanga??
Compounder vijay=??????
Goundamani-=Dai naaye naaye modhalla TN vittutu engayavudhe odidu illena Sendilukku badhilla nee odha vaanguve.
Then vijay will jump away from building to building like that super duper stunt in The super dooper blockbuster movie kuruvi

she is half mad.

Vijay: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?

His fan:32 yrs.

Vijay:How do you know?

His fan:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.