Monday, November 30, 2009

In an exam hall every heroes

In an exam hall every heroes were asked to write their respective hit movies


















but vijay complaining to the invigilator dat dis question is out of his syllabus.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Theatreowner and ticket seller CHAT

seller: Sir vettaikaran film ticket evloku sales panlam.... yarum vanga matranga..

Theatreowner: rs.10 kudunga apa naraya sales agum

seller: Aiyo apa namaku collection varathey


Theatreowner: ellarum theatre kula poita.. half an hour apram....... veliya porathuku
ticket kudunga .....apram parunga antha ticket 500 rs varaikum
pogum....


seller: super idea sir

Monday, November 16, 2009

Sooriyan comedy remaked...........


Koundar: choooo ...phone edutha nachu nachuranunga.. ethu Vetaikaran song releaseam...atha Vijay fansalaye keka mudila enaya keka solranga..... ithu paravala social matter panikalam.... avan padathula enaiya act pana solranga... nan ena avana mari komaliya ila korangu vaayana??
ore kashtamappa..

Vijay: annae phone wire pinchi oru vaaram aguthu........

Koundar: dai dappa thalaya... ithu Cell phone da.........unaku evan Dr pattam kuduthathu.......monna nayaa ...... odi poidu.....

IPPADIYUM ORUVAN



Mr.IGR Marar..............
Now listen to me ..... I think you are aware of Vijay movies....
antha mathiri unga city la 5 theatres la poda poren....
Nalaki unga city la several deaths nadakkum...

Entha suppanum ...Kuppanum ...itha seiya mudiyama Mr.Marar..?


-IPPADIYUM ORUVAN..............!!

Sensor board members

Reporter: Sir, unga vettaikaran padathoda release date thalli poitte irukke yen ...??

Visay:Sensor board members padatha pakka baypaduranga ..athaan

Reporter: ?????

THE vetaikaran STORY

Vijay’s dad was killed by the villain, and his mother needs an operation! So he sells his land for his mother ! In order to take revenge, Vijay (vetaikaran) has to go to America to kill the villain, but he has no money, no passport and no visa! So he decides one thing and comes to Chennai !


In Chennai, he climbs on top of LIC Building , gets blessings from Godess Kuruvi, and jumps from the top floor!!!

But our vetaikaran stays in air itself in same position! After 12 hrs, the earth rotates and since he is still in the same position, he jumps and lands in America ! He kills the villain and returns to Chennai the same way!!!!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Vijay ore Komali

MGR- Tholilaali
Rajni- Ulaipaali
Kamal- Thenali
Sarathkumar- Paatali
Sathyaraj- Pangaali

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Oh avana?
Avana Vidamattingalae

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