In Vettaikaran, Dr.Vijay is a xerox shop owner. In the opening scene which takes place very late in the night, there is a student who wants to take a photocopy of three pages from his friend's classwork for the following day's exam. Vijay has only two A4 sheets left and can't purchase A4 papers within five minutes. What does he do????
He takes a xerox of one A4 sheet
Monday, November 30, 2009
I will see vijay movie..
Boy: I love you
Girl: What you will do for me?
Boy: Love you. i will sacrifice anything for you
Girl: How?
Boy: I will see vijay movie..
Girl: cha... enakaga un uyiraye vida thunigitaaaa.. i too love you ...
Girl: What you will do for me?
Boy: Love you. i will sacrifice anything for you
Girl: How?
Boy: I will see vijay movie..
Girl: cha... enakaga un uyiraye vida thunigitaaaa.. i too love you ...
vj punch dialog solliye
visay fan: ajith padam oodura theatre la ..yaarum varamatranga ..kosi neraya varuthu nu allout,tortoise ellam pottu vachrukangalam ..
Ajith fan: vj padam ..oodura theatre ku ...allout,tortoise ellam thevayilla ....yenna ..
vj punch dialog solliye antha kosuvellam saagadichuruvaru la
Ajith fan: vj padam ..oodura theatre ku ...allout,tortoise ellam thevayilla ....yenna ..
vj punch dialog solliye antha kosuvellam saagadichuruvaru la
Kuruvi kum Korangu kum sandai..
Kuruvi kum Korangu kum sandai..
Kuruvi: En perla oru padame vandhuruchu... so I'm MASS
Korangu: Athula hero'vey naanthaaney... so naan thaan Mass.....
Kuruvi: oh athu nee thana ...nee mass ille loosu.........
Kuruvi: En perla oru padame vandhuruchu... so I'm MASS
Korangu: Athula hero'vey naanthaaney... so naan thaan Mass.....
Kuruvi: oh athu nee thana ...nee mass ille loosu.........
Poster patha thaanga matta......
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Exclusive remix of na adicha thanga matta song....
Poster patha thaanga matta ...
trailor patha thoonga matta ...
padam paru ..veedu poi seramatta
Exclusive remix of na adicha thanga matta song....
Poster patha thaanga matta ...
trailor patha thoonga matta ...
padam paru ..veedu poi seramatta
beggar returns
a beggar went to anushka and said"i love you.....wil u marry me....."
anushka replies"chi u r very ugly.........un maela gabbu adikkudhu........unna paatha thevangu maari irukku da karuvaya(prof pic).......ne waste"
The beggar told 2 himself......indha avamanam unakku thevaya????????
then he took bath daily......grown his hair like michael jackson.....put 10 dozen kg of makeup and increased his personality
will anushka marry him,...............wat happened next.............watch vettaikaran............comin soon
anushka replies"chi u r very ugly.........un maela gabbu adikkudhu........unna paatha thevangu maari irukku da karuvaya(prof pic).......ne waste"
The beggar told 2 himself......indha avamanam unakku thevaya????????
then he took bath daily......grown his hair like michael jackson.....put 10 dozen kg of makeup and increased his personality
will anushka marry him,...............wat happened next.............watch vettaikaran............comin soon
Indha TV enna velai ?
Customer : Indha TV enna velai ?
Salesman : On lac Rupees
Customer : ., Appadi enna indha TV la irukku
Salesman : Vijay padam , songs , illa na scenes vandha udane TV off aagidum .,
Customer : wow ., appo udane pack pannunga .,
goyyale TV kum therinjurukkuthu avana pathi .,
Salesman : On lac Rupees
Customer : ., Appadi enna indha TV la irukku
Salesman : Vijay padam , songs , illa na scenes vandha udane TV off aagidum .,
Customer : wow ., appo udane pack pannunga .,
goyyale TV kum therinjurukkuthu avana pathi .,
ellarum sekram 2012 padam paarunga
ellarum sekram 2012 padam paarunga
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VETTAIKARAN release aana ulagam enna aagum nu padama eduthurukanga..
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VETTAIKARAN release aana ulagam enna aagum nu padama eduthurukanga..
Goyyala Yaara ematha paakkareenga
NASA decided to send vijay on an expedition to moon .,
The jet took off and half the way Vijay jumps and shouts
Goyyala Yaara ematha paakkareenga
innaikku " Ammavaasai "
Idhula doctor pattam vera
The jet took off and half the way Vijay jumps and shouts
Goyyala Yaara ematha paakkareenga
innaikku " Ammavaasai "
Idhula doctor pattam vera
In an exam hall every heroes
In an exam hall every heroes were asked to write their respective hit movies
but vijay complaining to the invigilator dat dis question is out of his syllabus.
but vijay complaining to the invigilator dat dis question is out of his syllabus.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Theatreowner and ticket seller CHAT
seller: Sir vettaikaran film ticket evloku sales panlam.... yarum vanga matranga..
Theatreowner: rs.10 kudunga apa naraya sales agum
seller: Aiyo apa namaku collection varathey
Theatreowner: ellarum theatre kula poita.. half an hour apram....... veliya porathuku
ticket kudunga .....apram parunga antha ticket 500 rs varaikum
pogum....
seller: super idea sir
Theatreowner: rs.10 kudunga apa naraya sales agum
seller: Aiyo apa namaku collection varathey
Theatreowner: ellarum theatre kula poita.. half an hour apram....... veliya porathuku
ticket kudunga .....apram parunga antha ticket 500 rs varaikum
pogum....
seller: super idea sir
Monday, November 16, 2009
Sooriyan comedy remaked...........
ore kashtamappa..
Vijay: annae phone wire pinchi oru vaaram aguthu........
Koundar: dai dappa thalaya... ithu Cell phone da.........unaku evan Dr pattam kuduthathu.......monna nayaa ...... odi poidu.....
IPPADIYUM ORUVAN
Mr.IGR Marar..............
Now listen to me ..... I think you are aware of Vijay movies....
antha mathiri unga city la 5 theatres la poda poren....
Nalaki unga city la several deaths nadakkum...
Entha suppanum ...Kuppanum ...itha seiya mudiyama Mr.Marar..?
-IPPADIYUM ORUVAN..............!!
Sensor board members
Reporter: Sir, unga vettaikaran padathoda release date thalli poitte irukke yen ...??
Visay:Sensor board members padatha pakka baypaduranga ..athaan
Reporter: ?????
Visay:Sensor board members padatha pakka baypaduranga ..athaan
Reporter: ?????
THE vetaikaran STORY
Vijay’s dad was killed by the villain, and his mother needs an operation! So he sells his land for his mother ! In order to take revenge, Vijay (vetaikaran) has to go to America to kill the villain, but he has no money, no passport and no visa! So he decides one thing and comes to Chennai !
In Chennai, he climbs on top of LIC Building , gets blessings from Godess Kuruvi, and jumps from the top floor!!!
But our vetaikaran stays in air itself in same position! After 12 hrs, the earth rotates and since he is still in the same position, he jumps and lands in America ! He kills the villain and returns to Chennai the same way!!!!
In Chennai, he climbs on top of LIC Building , gets blessings from Godess Kuruvi, and jumps from the top floor!!!
But our vetaikaran stays in air itself in same position! After 12 hrs, the earth rotates and since he is still in the same position, he jumps and lands in America ! He kills the villain and returns to Chennai the same way!!!!
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