Monday, November 30, 2009

Dr.Vijay is a xerox shop owner.

In Vettaikaran, Dr.Vijay is a xerox shop owner. In the opening scene which takes place very late in the night, there is a student who wants to take a photocopy of three pages from his friend's classwork for the following day's exam. Vijay has only two A4 sheets left and can't purchase A4 papers within five minutes. What does he do????















































































He takes a xerox of one A4 sheet

I will see vijay movie..

Boy: I love you

Girl: What you will do for me?

Boy: Love you. i will sacrifice anything for you

Girl: How?

Boy: I will see vijay movie..


Girl: cha... enakaga un uyiraye vida thunigitaaaa.. i too love you ...

vj punch dialog solliye

visay fan: ajith padam oodura theatre la ..yaarum varamatranga ..kosi neraya varuthu nu allout,tortoise ellam pottu vachrukangalam ..

Ajith fan: vj padam ..oodura theatre ku ...allout,tortoise ellam thevayilla ....yenna ..

vj punch dialog solliye antha kosuvellam saagadichuruvaru la

Kuruvi kum Korangu kum sandai..

Kuruvi kum Korangu kum sandai..

Kuruvi: En perla oru padame vandhuruchu... so I'm MASS

Korangu: Athula hero'vey naanthaaney... so naan thaan Mass.....

Kuruvi: oh athu nee thana ...nee mass ille loosu.........

Poster patha thaanga matta......

300
Exclusive remix of na adicha thanga matta song....

Poster patha thaanga matta ...

trailor patha thoonga matta ...

padam paru ..veedu poi seramatta

beggar returns

a beggar went to anushka and said"i love you.....wil u marry me....."
anushka replies"chi u r very ugly.........un maela gabbu adikkudhu........unna paatha thevangu maari irukku da karuvaya(prof pic).......ne waste"


The beggar told 2 himself......indha avamanam unakku thevaya????????



then he took bath daily......grown his hair like michael jackson.....put 10 dozen kg of makeup and increased his personality


will anushka marry him,...............wat happened next.............watch vettaikaran............comin soon

Indha TV enna velai ?

Customer : Indha TV enna velai ?

Salesman : On lac Rupees

Customer : ., Appadi enna indha TV la irukku

Salesman : Vijay padam , songs , illa na scenes vandha udane TV off aagidum .,

Customer : wow ., appo udane pack pannunga .,

goyyale TV kum therinjurukkuthu avana pathi .,

ellarum sekram 2012 padam paarunga

ellarum sekram 2012 padam paarunga


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VETTAIKARAN release aana ulagam enna aagum nu padama eduthurukanga..

Goyyala Yaara ematha paakkareenga

NASA decided to send vijay on an expedition to moon .,

The jet took off and half the way Vijay jumps and shouts


























Goyyala Yaara ematha paakkareenga

innaikku " Ammavaasai "

Idhula doctor pattam vera

In an exam hall every heroes

In an exam hall every heroes were asked to write their respective hit movies


















but vijay complaining to the invigilator dat dis question is out of his syllabus.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Theatreowner and ticket seller CHAT

seller: Sir vettaikaran film ticket evloku sales panlam.... yarum vanga matranga..

Theatreowner: rs.10 kudunga apa naraya sales agum

seller: Aiyo apa namaku collection varathey


Theatreowner: ellarum theatre kula poita.. half an hour apram....... veliya porathuku
ticket kudunga .....apram parunga antha ticket 500 rs varaikum
pogum....


seller: super idea sir

Monday, November 16, 2009

Sooriyan comedy remaked...........


Koundar: choooo ...phone edutha nachu nachuranunga.. ethu Vetaikaran song releaseam...atha Vijay fansalaye keka mudila enaya keka solranga..... ithu paravala social matter panikalam.... avan padathula enaiya act pana solranga... nan ena avana mari komaliya ila korangu vaayana??
ore kashtamappa..

Vijay: annae phone wire pinchi oru vaaram aguthu........

Koundar: dai dappa thalaya... ithu Cell phone da.........unaku evan Dr pattam kuduthathu.......monna nayaa ...... odi poidu.....

IPPADIYUM ORUVAN



Mr.IGR Marar..............
Now listen to me ..... I think you are aware of Vijay movies....
antha mathiri unga city la 5 theatres la poda poren....
Nalaki unga city la several deaths nadakkum...

Entha suppanum ...Kuppanum ...itha seiya mudiyama Mr.Marar..?


-IPPADIYUM ORUVAN..............!!

Sensor board members

Reporter: Sir, unga vettaikaran padathoda release date thalli poitte irukke yen ...??

Visay:Sensor board members padatha pakka baypaduranga ..athaan

Reporter: ?????

THE vetaikaran STORY

Vijay’s dad was killed by the villain, and his mother needs an operation! So he sells his land for his mother ! In order to take revenge, Vijay (vetaikaran) has to go to America to kill the villain, but he has no money, no passport and no visa! So he decides one thing and comes to Chennai !


In Chennai, he climbs on top of LIC Building , gets blessings from Godess Kuruvi, and jumps from the top floor!!!

But our vetaikaran stays in air itself in same position! After 12 hrs, the earth rotates and since he is still in the same position, he jumps and lands in America ! He kills the villain and returns to Chennai the same way!!!!