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48+2 can sit in a bus
28+2 can sit in a mini bus
15+1 can sit in a van
8+1 can sit in a Sumo
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a bike
but not even one can sit and watch Kuruvi film

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THALAIVAR is male...

THALAIVEE is female...

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waT is thalai-pathi???

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TRANSGENDER!

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vijay took his dog for a walk:
ajith:Hello good moring enna korangukoodaellam walking poringa.
vijay:nalla parungasir athu dog.
ajith:Hello naan ungakitta kekaveillyae
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AJITH is GeTH!











Den Wat is Vijay???

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THARU THALAI!

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VIJAY to PRABHUDEVA :indha patu super ah iruke idha namba padathula remake panalama


PRABHUDEVA:dei nasama ponavane adhu desiya geetham da

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NAN AVAN ILLAI PADATHULA JEEVAN KU BADHILA VIJAY NADICHU IRUNDHA PADATHODA PERU ENNA NU VECHU IRUPANGA???????????????????????????

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yaru da kuruvi?





yaru da kuruvi?





yaru da kuruvi?




yaru nadichi DHARANI padam kuda flop aagutho.......

PRODUCER kanla pori kalangi thanni varudo.......

Avan danda KURUVI.....

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visay FANS AFTER READING THIS OTHA SAAVUNGADA:

EVEN THEN IF U DONT STOP TEASING OUR THALA THESE COMMENTS WILL RAISE. IF UR visay IS BIG MAYIRU U GUYS CELEBRATE, OUR THALA IS BIG MAYIRU ONLY FOR US. Y U TEASE OUR THALA. WE R GOING IN A SEPARATE LINE UR visay IS GOING IN SEPARATE LINE. EVEN THEN IF U TEASE SORRY TO SAY GUYS UR R ALL A PROSTITUTE SONS. U GUYS STARTED IT AND WE ARE GOING TO END THIS.

OK NOW DONT COPY THESE COMMENTS AND PUT IT IN URS.

HARBHAJAN SINGH NOW REVEALED THE TRUTH Y HE SLAPPED SREESANTH:COZ SREESANTH SAID 2 HARBHAJAN MACHAN SHALL V WATCH kuruvi MOVIE

visay s HOUSE ADDRESS:
NO.9, 9TH STREET, ALI ILLAM
ALIKULAM-9999999

MOBILE NO OF visay: 9999999999

visay PERSONAL E-MAIL ID: 9visay@POOLSAPPI.com

KULA DHEIVAM: KOOTHAANDAVAR

AFTER THE MEGA FLOP OF KURUVI visay S GOING TO ACT IN HIS OWN PRODUCTION.

FILM NAME S KURUVI- 2

FULL FORM OF KURUVI:

ku=kurangu, ru=rubathil, vi=visay

(KURUNGU roobathil alla kurangaaga vae visay)

STORY:visay & TRISHA LOVES EACH OTHERS.visay VEETLA IRUKURA AAMBALA KURUVIYUM TRISHA VEETLA IRUKURA POMBALA KURUVIYUM LOVE PANNUDHU.
TRISHA VA VILLAIN THOOKITTU POIDRAAR.
visay KURUVIYAI KAAKA THOOKITTU POYIDUTHU
KURUVI TRISHA RENDU PAERAIYUM visay THAEDURAAN......
KAAKKA VA KANDUPIDUCHI ATHU KOODA ORU FIGHT PANNURAAN.
VILLAIN THAAN KURUVIYA KADATHA SONNAAR NU KAAKA UNMAIYA SOLLUDHU.
visay KAAKA MAELA UTKAANDHU VILLAIN VEETUKKU POI FIGHT PANRAAN
SANDAILA VILLAIN KURUVIYA KATHIYAALA KUTHIDRAAR.
UDANE visay OPERATION PANNI KURUVIYA KAAPAATHURAAN.
UNAKKU EPPADI OPERATION PANNA THERIYUM NU TRISHA KAEKKA NAAN DR.visay NU SOLLURAAN
IDHA KAETTU KURUVU SETHU POIDUTHU. THIS S THE CLIMAX

PUNCH DIALOGUES IN KURUVI-2:
Veedu naa NAAN TOILET
Roadu naa NAAN DRAINAGE
River naa NAAN KOOVAM
summa suthi suthi NAATHAM adikkum

KURUVI-2 SONGS:
THEME MUSIC; KURUVI KURUVI PARANDHAA (MUDHALLA OADA SOLLU APPARAM PARAKALAAM)

DANDANNA DHARNA KURUVI YOADA NAATHAM ADIKKUM ELLAAM OORUM

PAEN PAEN PAEN UN THALA YELLAAM PAEN(THAEN THAEN)

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Kuruvi Beats Billa 's Record
Kuruvi Beats Billa's Record

The first week collection of Kuruvi Beats



Billa's first 3 days CYCLE STAND collection

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Man 1:Enga oorla kappal track la pogum,train thannila pogum


Man 2: kekuravan vj fan madiri maakana irundha KURUVi oscar pogum nu solluingalae da

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WAT'LL HAPPEN TO THALAPATHI WIT OUT THALA??

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THALA ELLATI THALA-PATHI IS JUST 'PAATHI'

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A man disgusted wid his lyfe and decided to suicide. His frn took him to vj's kuruvi

After seein dat film he really thanked his frn

and went to vj house and said "goiyaala neeyellam uyiroda irukkum bodhu nan en da saaganum"

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SON TO HIS MOM


SON 1: amma oru nalla seidhey
SON 2: amma oru ketta seidhey

endha seidhey mudhala


MOM:ketta seidhey


SON 2:kuruvi padam release agi irruku

MOM: appa nalla seidhey

SON 1:namba oorla release agala

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Vijay yoda son oru film la act panaandha film ku ena peru vaipanaga


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KURUVI KUNJU

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VIJAY MEETS DHONI IN GROUND

VIJAY:- SORRY DHONI ENAKU ENGLISH THERIYADHU

DHONI:- SORRY ENAKU NE YARUNE THERIYADHU

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ONE JOKE
CALLER : hello PEPSI uma vaa??

UMA: AAMAM sir enna paaatu venu??

CALLER: KURUVI padathuleundu oru paatu podunga.

UMA: innum 2 days wait pannunga KURUVipadathaye pottuduvom...

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THE FOLLOWING MSG IS TRUE DONT IGNORE IT.. ON MAY 3RD THE COUNTRY WILL FACE A GREAT DISASTER SCIENTISTS SAY THAT DIS WILL B GR8TER THAN ANY OTHER NATURAL CALAMITIES N SURELY IT WILL KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SO B CARE FUL N SAFE DIS IS NOT A TSUNAMI OR A EASDTH QUAKE IT IS MORE POWEFUL THAN THEM..

IT ISSSSSSSS.....................................


IT IS RELEASE OF "KURUVI"

SO B AWARE AND FWD THIS MSG TO UR FRIENSDS BY SMS OR E-MAIL TO SAVE UR LOVED ONES AND FRIENDS ..!!!!

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There was a tremendous rush in front of the theatre for the first day of kuruvi!!!!! Everyone were fighting to move to the front of the crowd....

A bystander asked a person from the crowd why so much crowd for a such a F**** up film....

For which the person replied..... A poor foreigner bought a ticket for the film without knowing bout VJ and his Films....

We are all here to watch that poor guy for one last time!!!!!

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FLASH NEWS

INDIAN GOV PLANS 2 IMPLEMENT NEW PUNISHMENTS FOR CIRIMINALS

#small n petty thefts-watch kuruvi trailer........

#robbery n planned assault-listen to kuruvi songs with DTS effect.......

#rape and sexual assualt-watch full movie....

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SMS ABOUT VIJAY
TOTALLY 47 FILMS

20 FILMS REMAKE
5FILMS-TELGU UTTERCOPY
8FILMS-STORYCOPIES
1FILM-POKIRI XEROX COPY
5FILMS-MALAYALAM REMAKE

39 FILMS REMADE OUT OF 47
ONLY8 FILMS HAD ORIGINAL SCRIPT IN WHICH 5 WERE FLOP

HEZ THE ONE AND ONLY COPY STAR OF INDIAN CINEMA